I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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