We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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