hotel room ftw
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
