if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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