so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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