Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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