he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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