If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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