You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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