I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
don't judge my taste in strippers
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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