is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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