VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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