How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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