so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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