Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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