So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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