Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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