? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
