are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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