we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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