my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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