is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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