Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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