Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
a search helicopter?!
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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