i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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