Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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