ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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