the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize