I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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