I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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