I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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