what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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