You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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