so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My balls are so social today.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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