There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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