When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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