This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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