i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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