called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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