in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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