Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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