I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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