Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.