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  She is in my trunk

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Houston.. we have a drinking problem..

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?

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  talent.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (850): View more from Florida

  hey. who tried to drive me home last night?

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  not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?

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  i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Hi, my name's audrey!

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  Max?

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  Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us

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