That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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