The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom