Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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