thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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