Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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