lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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