i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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