WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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