just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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