New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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