I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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