Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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