Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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