I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
