We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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